Thursday, March 31, 2011

A Microcosm of The Bitchification of The Black Male

Damn Wiz...

Smarten Up Nas! Come's to mind at first glance of this pic. There's multiple fails here. First, on the surface, why would this dude be giving the deep rooted, "girl you make me FEEL some kinda way", boo-boo eyes to the chick that inspired the phrase...

"YEEZY TAUGHT ME"

Seriously, this chick is an industry SMEEZE. Everybody from Rappers, to bball players have Santa Claus'd her chimney. Now, I'm not about to go all Perez Hilton (no homo) here; I'm talkin about one of my biggest issues with boys coming up these days.

Loving Hoes.

Boys need fathers. And I don't mean the bitch-made dude that had no real game other than to save their hoe ass mommas and took the kids along in the deal too. I'm talkin about MEN that know, certain shit simply IS NOT EXCUSABLE. There was a time when chicks would "get a rep" for being hoes and that would be their place. They'd be hoes. Sure, guys would holla at them to hook up, maybe a few times...pehaps regularly. But NEVER would they be WIFEY material. NEVER would they be caught in the "Boo'd Up" photo op. Why? Because they were THE HOE. She's the chick that a couple of ya boys got it in with. She's the chick if you fail at the club, you and 3 other dudes just like you call at bar close. She's the chick that may be the best you ever had, but you hope to never HAVE.

She's Amber Rose.

And more power to HER. She knows her lane and she's playing it for all she can WHILE SHE CAN. She's accepted her place in society. She's the classier, upscale Kat Stacks.

Yes, even with the cigarettes and nipple rings she's more classy than Kat Stacks.

What these new niggas have apparently never been taught is: When dealing with hoes, you need to maintain PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. Pics like the above are simply EXPOSURE of the fact that even after the Yeezy mishap, you still ain't learned from HIS lessons. You have fallen in love with the hoe and are now TRICKING to reap the benefits of Yeezy's....lessons.

Pussy does what it's supposed to do, GET FUCKED. And this is also a job Pussy works PRO BONO. As in FOR FREE. "For the public good". I mean, what's more awesome for the public good than Pussy doing it's job well? Nothing.

Shit, that's better than reparations!

But these dudes are fkn up the economy with all this Pay per View Special Pussy partaking and it's sickening. So, here are the rules for you young fools that never had a father figure worth the weight of the semen your mother shoulda swallowed...

- DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HOES.
- DON'T BUY HOES SHIT.
- DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM HOES.
- DON'T EVER TAKE A HOE'S "WORD FOR IT" (aka don't trust hoes).
- DON'T EVER FEED HOES.
- DON'T TAKE HOES ON TRIPS/VACATIONS/ANYWHERE THAT COULD BE DEEMED AS "SPECIAL".
- DON'T MEET HOES' KIDS.
- DON'T EVER GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH HOES.
- DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE HOES IN PUBLIC (unless it's the first time meeting said hoe).
- DON'T CONTACT HOES UNLESS IT'S TO SET UP A TIME TO SMANG SAID HOE.
- DON'T SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH HOES.
- DON'T TALK ABOUT BUSINESS PLANS, DREAMS OR GOALS WITH HOES.

and last but certainly not least....
- DON'T LET HOES DRESS YOU.

1 comment:

  1. I was wondering when the A&R talent scout would make the Ashy Blog...but no matter how many hoes overshadow its true meaning - pussy/vagina - is NOT for getting FUCKED - it is for baring children. You can Fuck any hole - but only pussy - provides children.

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