Monday, January 24, 2011
The following flagrant violations and hilarious situations are followed by a rating system of exactly how bogus this shit was to me, and possibly an explanation, if the situation warrants it.
And here we go:
The crazy white guy shot a bunch of people in Arizona, for no apparent reason other than to prove that things happen for no reason.
Rating: Uber Bogus
My Take: So after tea partiers got blamed IMMEDIATELY for breeding a raging gunman, facts get straightened out and people step forward with stories about this guy. Turns out this guy had been losing his mind for quite some time now and made multiple threats on multiple persons/institutions before finally committing this uber bogus act. His friends say he was sucked into a belief system in which nothing mattered, that the theory of nothingness was his "God" of sorts. Well let me tell you something you peice of pre-cum, in a world of nothingness, NOTHING would have happened. Instead you shot a politician. You killed some judges. You killed a 9 year old girl. You killed some aides. You will plead insanity and attempt to beat this case. You will fail. You will be raped in prison. Some guy looking to make a name and prove a point will kill you while you are on mop up duty and sodomize you with the very broomstick you were doing chores with, and that will be getting off easy in my book. It's a shame that politicians had to learn the true struggle of an everyday American in such a world shattering manner, but the fact of the matter is it happened, and we cannot change that. In our urban areas, people worry about these situations happening to them every day, and with good reason. Often enough it does happen. Lives taken for no reason in the blink of an eye. Many Congressmen/women and other representatives have now gone on record stating that they wish to protect themselves by carrying concealed weaponry. Please see the point in this and offer your fellow Americans the same opportunity to protect themselves and their families as well by sharing that right with them. You are no more special than us. Our lives are just as valuable to the ones that love us.
Moral of this story: Responsible armed citizens would have put a spark through this cunt muscle once he pulled his gun out.
Chicago completely spazzed out on Cutler, burned his jersey, questioned his toughness, only to find out that he had an MCL injury.
Rating: Hilarious!!! But if your are from Chicago, its a double bogey (double bogus, obviously).
My Take: HA! So Chicago. You take the QB with the fluffiest heart in all of professional sports, and LITERALLY kick him while he is LEGITIMATELY down? I hope you really like how Caleb Hanie played in that game. Because he will be your starter after Cutler cries his way out of another team and city... one much more deserving of an exodus than the other. You are so thirsty for a championship that you shit on one of the largest pieces to your teams puzzle and have alienated him from the franchise. If you wanted to burn jerseys, you should have burned your entire o-line's jerseys for letting Cutler get sacked more than any other QB in the league this year. He got up and answered the bell in every other game, you REALLY thought he QUIT on NATIONAL TV in the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP?!?!?!?! That.... THAT is how thirsty you are, Chicago.
Moral of this Story: Don't move to Chicago unless you are Jesus (considered perfect from what i have been told and hence should be above scrutiny), Superman (he seems to be pretty perfect as well, and his MCL won't tear) or a no faith having, bitchy, whiny, sniveling crying sports fan that will give up on your team and players the INSTANT something doesn't go your way(you'll fit right in). Thank GOD Cub's season is right around the corner, right??? RIGHT???
Gov Doyle Cooks the Books
Rating: Triple Bogey on MULTIPLE levels.
My Take: If you honestly cared about our ex governor being a crook, you would have never re-elected him, and since you did, it clearly tells me that no matter what i say here, you have already moved on to the next article.
Moral of this Story: Carry on, i'm really not going to waste my time here.
50 cent makes a TON of money on the stock market, and you made it for him.
Rating: I see NO violation here, but a lot of people are calling Turbo Bogus on this.
My Take: He went on TV. He said "buy blah blah blah stock and double your money, it's a sure shot". And he told you the TRUTH. There was no inside information exchanged. This was not Martha Stewart part 2. This was a guy who understands the power of his brand and celebrity, and used it to make himself even MORE money. The BEST part of it was his most loyal fans, the FIRST people to follow his advice, made ALOT of money by doing this as well. Anyone who is calling bogus on this is just plain jealous. I am not a fan of 50 by ANY means, but i must say, that was genius.
Moral of the Story: Sometimes things are good AND true instead of too good to be true.
This is it for now. Put one in the air.
So, Nina B. spends the entire hook repeating "You know who I Am", yet spends the entire song name dropping other people that are more famous than her, that also along with ALL OF US, have no fkn clue, WHO SHE IS.
Damn tragic. Forgotten before you're even known.
* - Sarcasm.
PACKERS IN THE SUPERBOWL!!!
But something else happened in this historic game. We beat all 3 of the QB's The Bears had to offer. Because Jay Cutler called it quits in the 3rd quarter because of an undisclosed knee injury.
Hmm...I wonder what other players in the NFL thought about that move?
OH! Thanx to Twitter, WE KNOW A FEW.
Hey I think the urban meyer rule is effect right now... When the going gets tough........QUIT..
All I'm saying is that he can finish the game on a hurt knee... I played the whole season on one...
FOX HAVENT SHOWED ANY TRAINERS LOOKING AT CUTLER, UMMM
Cutler is messing up ppls money. Collins may not get invited back next yr. He didn't come to work to work...
I've hurt my knee playing football 4 times. Never once did I then stand up on sidelines afterwards.
If my knee was hurt or acl/mcl/pcl sprain, I would not be standing up on the sideline. #jaycutler
Knee-gate in Chicago
Its hard to know, but it def looked like it. RT @LSUFAN869: @LanceMoore16 Cutler gave up wouldn't you say?
If I'm on chicago team jay cutler has to wait till me and the team shower get dressed and leave before he comes in the locker room! #FACT
Chicagoans aren't too thrilled either...
There is also now a Twitter page named @JayCutlersKnee
WOW...this guy BETTER have a torn MCL or something.
I had a relaxing evening last night. Almost as relaxing as the afternoon I had yesterday.
Me & my MRI 'Specialist' went out 4 drinks last night. I'm so hungover right now. I think Sanchez's shoulder gave me his number, too. Score.
Urlacher was on the television defending my toughness. Now I owe him Hooters wings for LIFE.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
This track is pretty dope. Mellow and BoB kills the hook, as usual. Jim Jonsin wit a nice beat underneath it all.
Check it out.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Yup, mo' bang this week. Two mixes. One that's hip-hop, and the other...is my epic foray into some of the greatest slow jams ever known to humanity.
I know it's a hefty claim, but I assure you...IT'S EPIC.
Hip Hop Mix
JC Poppe - Git It In ft. Chaundon & SPEAK Easy
Pizzle & Prophetic - Green and Yellow
J. Cole - Blow Up
EminEm - All She Wrote ft. T.I.
F. Stokes - Pretty Shit
KRS One & Grand Puba - 5%
J. Cole - Enchanted ft. Omen
Bishop Lamont - You Ain't Fresh
Yung Humma - Lemmie Smang It ft. Flint Flossy
Fried or Fertilized Mix
Adina Howard - Tshirt & Panties
Jagged Edge - I Gotta Be
Brandy - When You Touch Me
Ideal - Creep Inn
R. Kelly - Seems Like You're Ready
Brian McKnight - Anytime
Floetry - Say Yes
Jodeci - Luv You 4 Life
Dru Hill - Xstacy Jones
Ginuwine - Tell Me Do Ya Wanna
R. Kelly - Pregnant
Donell Jones - Do You Wanna
Boyz II Men - 50 Candles
Jill Scott - Show Me
Avant - Makin Good Love
SWV - Use Your Heart
Hi Five - Unconditional Love
Tony Toni Tone - Whatever You Want
Alexander O'neil - If You Were Here Tonight
Keith Sweat - Make It Last Forever
Case - Missing You
Ginuwine - So Anxious
Saturday, January 15, 2011
That's pretty much what I had to say during the kitchen seen of this vid. Completely caught me off guard. Well done, Ms. Ambrosius.
I for one do not approve of homosexual relationships, but I have a gay cousin and have had a few gay friends over time that were great people. So while I don't take my disapproval to condemning levels, I understand that as a Christian man, it also is not my job nor right to judge ANY person for their lifestyle. I also know that nobody requires my approval to do what ultimately makes them HAPPY.
On a personal & human level, I LOVE Marsha for this video. I love people and feel nobody has the right to hurt, bully or worst of all murder someone based on their race, religion or....lifestyle.
I guess it also doesn't hurt that the song itself is BEAUTIFUL. (Well done production by Just Blaze)
So, check out the vid and lemmie know what you think...let's discuss.
Here's the Youtube for those of you on mobile: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofsib2eu02o
So, in honor of the apparent nationwide confusion concerning zodiac signs and the new year, NEW ASHY MIX!! And if there was ever a mix that showcased how bad my "music A.D.D." is, it's potentially this one. Admittedly with good results, but still. I'm also for the first time posting a playlist. Not really for your convenience, but more for mine so I don't have to deal with the headache of replying to countless emails about "What song was the song right after the _____ song on the mix from 4 months ago?" ya dig?
OK...since you dig, ENJOY!!!
Here's the Download Link: http://usershare.net/rppw7ygbtle4
Oh yeah, the playlist.
J. Cole - Hit it in the Morning ft. Drake
David Banner - Be With You ft. Ludacris
Kanye West & Jay Z - HAM
Kanye West - All of the Lights
Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On
T.I. - Poppin Bottles ft. Drake
SPEAK Easy - Something Epic
AUTOMatic - Fresh ft. Signif
Lil Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot
G.O.O.D. Music - Take One For The Team
EminEm & Royce da 5'9 - Living Proof
Dr. Dre - Kush
Zo! & Tigalo - Only Human
Joell Ortiz - Call Me
Lady GaGa - Just Dance
Ke$ha - We R Who We R
Jasmine Sagginario - Boy Crazy
Keri Hilson - Spend The Night ft. Chris Brown
Jamie Foxx - Fall For Your Type ft. Drake
total time: 62:43
Monday, January 3, 2011
"I know way too many people in here that I didn't know last year. Who the F--- are Yall???" Well, most of you are my friends now. So I wanna thank everybody who helped me with events, become a better DJ or just was a cool person and now we are cool. And also to the people who threw great events to help music in general get better and better.
Feel free to download the photo and check out 2010 through my eyes. I'm sure you'll find yourself in one of the photos. If not, I'll find you in 2011! THANKS!!!!